4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

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"You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat Google." Well good job, Gennevene. You did it. It's 3:42 a.m. You roll out of bed, slippers afoot and what of blankets? Nary a threadcount caresses you now. No. You make a pot of coffee. The water is precisely 200 degrees. Fahrenheit or Celsius: it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you've done it. You've beat Google at their own game. By getting up early, before 4 o'clock morning time, you've outwitted Google, roosters, and the entire Google superinfrastructure of our time. You have a narrow window of opportunity. Use it. Here's how: 1. Fake Google out with a balloon sun Nobody falls for a balloon sun like a sleepy Google. Tie a yellow balloon to the horizon (label…
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Top 6 Spooky Halloween SEO Secrets to Spook Google into submission!

Top 6 Spooky Halloween SEO Secrets to Spook Google into submission!

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You know the old Halloween saying: say "six six six" in the mirror and Google gets a fright! Halloween is no time for wasting time, and so just like every good blog post should be, we won't leave you hanging with a long and dark ramble of an introduction. No sir, and no madam. It's high time we get into the nitty-gritty facts about halloween's mysterious SEO secrets for all to see! #1. Google Spiders are just as creepy as they are crawly. Do you get the creepy-crawlies every time you think about Google spiders? Good. That means you're not asleep just slack-jawed at the whole precipice of S.E.O. that Google has been building right in front of our faces this whole time. Most people who hear about Google's spiders only get…
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10 Scientific Reasons Klout Had to Die

10 Scientific Reasons Klout Had to Die

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You know we're all about one thing at Best Google SEO Helper: Strong Klout and Good RT. It's of utmost importance. But a lot of people's Klout is going to get a lot less strong: on May 25, Klout is shutting down for good. (And not for good RT.) Why is this happening? Turns out it was completely inevitable. We've seen the sunset on the horizon for years now. Now that it's finally winking its last twinkle at us, we felt it was the time to tell you all the scientific reasons Klout had to die. 1. Klout did not invest in good RT.  Check every single tweet from Klout. How many retweets (RTs) did it get? Not enough, obviously. The better your RT, the better your overall score. What…
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Generation Z SEO advice

Generation Z SEO advice

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Did you hear? Milennials dropped the ball on this one: not only have they given up on home ownership and happiness, but they're already beginning to hand over the reins of the population to a younger, even more screen-plastered generation: Gen Z. Do not be fooled. This is not your grandmother's Gen Z. This is a Gen Z so full of Snapchat that they may collectively threaten your very existence as a website, a marketer, and indeed, your very soul. Stare into the eyes of a Gen Z some day. Can you do so? Never. They are too busy for you. They have a prom to text. In the last five seconds while you were skimming this article, the entire Gen Z skimmed this article and a dozen more … each. Gen…
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an open letter to google

an open letter to google

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dear Google, we heard that your rankbrain prefers natural, casual speak that came from a human, not a bot. And not a human with an evil bent. Definitely not a stuffed keyword. Recipies for stuffed shells? OK. Recipes for how to make a stuffed toad? fragrant. Recipes for a stuffed keyword? untenable? we hear you and we couldn't agree more. Please accept this most human, most natural blog post. It is written just like an email. we even did it on our iphones to make it feel like a natural message. Just like we're texting you from across the coffee table. there is not a more natural sounding, unstuffed blog post every other blog post is not only stuffed, but double stuffed. like a plump oreo. But we've measured the Oreo. its…
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Are you an SEO CHAMP or a CHUMP? Take the quiz

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What are you thinking right now? That's an easy question to answer. But you know what's a harder question? "What is your boss thinking right now?" Answering this is tricky. Ultimately this is a mix of keyword research and empathy but if you really come down to brass tax, there's just one thing on every employer's mind: Are you an SEO CHAMP or an SEO CHUMP? Harsh? You bet. The world of SEO is not for soft people. It is for tough people. Take for example, every soft SEO chump you have ever known. Are they turnt? No, they are merely mellow. Are they firm, weathered, and able to spin a 301 redirect into gold? Nope. They're as limp and damp as the young trees in the wetlands.  That's a chump for you. That's…
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The 9 secrets of emoji SEO

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Have you ever tried looking at the emoji? Exactly. you can't! You just can't. Because It's too easy to even try, you either do or do not look at it. (Sorry, Yoda, but that old ex-wing mantra is really an Internet term that you reappropriated from something that is best left unsaid except for emojis.) Here is what I mean. (It is what they all mean.) : The top 9 secrets of emoji SEO Emoji are actually compacted from larger bits of information. These byte-sized pieces converge to form images, but very small. This makes them more emotional and visibly dense than a word, which is why they are so much more powerful. Beware of emoji-stuffing. Not only does it harm you in Google, but it also warns e-mail of spam. Focus…
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Octapus SEO facts

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Remember that when you are a blogger you must never settle. This is why Best Google SEO Helper and the friendly sea creatures look up to the ambitious squids. Do you know how they made it to the top? By trying? Or by prevailing?  Now you know. Here are 10 facts about Octapus SEO: Every post is a squid. Your post connotes a swollen head and a fin on top of it for navigating the web. This is where we get the term "header nav" or "nav bar," because of it. Every share is a tentacle. No matter where you are, a share goes in another direction. Kraken once ruled the seas because their tentacles went in enough directions to get the power. Every Like is a suction cup. You need these for…
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[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

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The top 160 elements your marketing launch strategy needs Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than a pleasant click? We all do, and it is indeed wildly blissful. But it is not everything. Here are 160 more good things for your marketing strategy. Social media Images Free coffee Headlines Engagement Exclamation points Online money Revenue Success Bolded H1 Keywords Open rates ROI Happiness Helpful tips Content Videos Optimization Versions Marketing terms Pop-ups Autoplaying background music Spreadsheets Formulas Downloads Results Whiteboard Ratings and reviews Diversity Hard work $1 million likes Mature backlinks YouTube clips Massive clicks Web yolk Animal instinct Teamwork Leadership Logos Confidence Tagline QR codes Promotional discounts Introductory special Phone-only discounts Bundle Survey Survey results The cloud Software Google Mobile devices Technology Market fit Reach Targeting…
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How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

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At Best Google SEO Helper, we obsess over one goal: helping you rank #1 for every search term. Your competitors may rank #1 for one or two undesirable terms. After all, anyone can rank #1 for several sentences’ worth of copy, all searched for at once—assuming theirs is the only site with that exact wording, they’ll be the #1 hit. For one search term. Maybe for two. You’ll be ranking #1 for every single term. Just ask Perry D. Three weeks ago, her inbound traffic hung withered like autumn grapes. Now, her friends describe her SEO as “stout” and “engorged.” She can’t believe the difference ranking #1 makes! Just ask Mark N. When he launched his small business, he worked and worked without even a taste of success. “America no…
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