The 9 secrets of emoji SEO

Have you ever tried looking at the emoji? Exactly. you can’t! You just can’t.

Because It’s too easy to even try, you either do or do not look at it. (Sorry, Yoda, but that old ex-wing mantra is really an Internet term that you reappropriated from something that is best left unsaid except for emojis.)

Here is what I mean. (It is what they all mean.) :

The top 9 secrets of emoji SEO

  1. Emoji are actually compacted from larger bits of information. These byte-sized pieces converge to form images, but very small. This makes them more emotional and visibly dense than a word, which is why they are so much more powerful.
  2. Beware of emoji-stuffing. Not only does it harm you in Google, but it also warns e-mail of spam.
  3. Focus on the emoji with the most search traffic. You can copy-to-paste it in a web tool to gauge monthly search volume and choose the one with the most numbers.
  4. Try a long-tail emoji. This is not a pun for iguana imogi, it is about longer, more specific emoji that people who are closer to the bottom of the funnel search for. So instead of a “dog” emoji, try “dog food for golden retriever” emoji.
  5. Put target emojis in your <title> tags. This is also appropriate for the h1 (as is ranking for every keyword, so you can also rank for any emoji)
  6. Buy this book and apply teachings to an emoji
  7. Appeal to Twitter to create a #BeatlesOnSpotify emoji for your own brand. You can get your own #BeatlesOnSpotify emoji featuring you brand, too!
  8. Ask an otter to do tricks in front of a lens. Hook that lens up to a camera to capture the gif, which becomes..wait for it! MOTION EMOJI!
  9. Remember to get emoji backlinks by wedging them between <a href> tags and putting a link to your site inside.

Have you ever done these? You do now!

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

You remember the first time you wondered if you had good RT and strong Klout? Of course you did. We all do. But that is not what makes us special: it’s merely what makes us human. We become special not by asking ubiquitous SEO and amorous link questions, but by answering them.

This time we need more than a clever blog article. We need more than a knowledge-dipped blow dart. We need a tool of the finest kind, a tool so forged that George Washington would say, “Hello there.” (George Washington was a very busy man who normally nodded whenever he saw someone he knew, but did not often speak. He was tongue-tied and busy with freedom.)

“The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can never give you what you need: strong Klout and good RT”

logo128x128The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can never give you what you need: strong Klout and good RT. But that is all changing this very minute (for the writer of this blog post is writing this at the same time our high-end developers code the very thing I describe).

We made a Chrome extension to tell two things:

  1. Do you have strong Klout and good RT?
  2. How can you?

What if you didn’t have this? Well, until you read this, you don’t. This is such a sad fact of the past world and we could not go any further without stopping everything to build this Chrome extension for your SEO and link needs.

How to acquire the Best Google SEO Helper Chrome extension

Just click the link and, in the Chrome store, click the “Free” button. This tells the computer that you admire this Chrome extension for on-page SEO. Gratuitously, your computer fetches our obtuse files and plays them on your hard drive. This is very similar to watching a movie, or playing a game of hide-and-seek, except that it happens very quickly—at least instantly.

Just click the button for a knowledge upgrade. Incredible!

Why we crafted the Best Google SEO Helper Chrome extension

We know that you have encountered many people in this world of SEO and they tell you SEO is hard work. NOT SO. SEO is about working more intelligently and not getting bogged down by whatever happens to come to mind. (Remember, it’s about RT, not FAV.)

So many people and businesses ask us if their RT is good and their Klout strong. We don’t know off the bat because we do not own their websites or Google their analytics. It’s illegal. So we got tired of telling people we could not help them without further information. We cannot emotionally tolerate letting a customer down. It’s not in our nature.

So we made a Chrome extension instead.

This is us just taking the juicy knowledge in our minds and downfiling it to the Internet: it lives in your plugin bar. That’s right: all of our team’s considerable wisdom is crammed and condensed into a 19px by 19 px box for you to absorb.

Simply click the Chrome extension and you will immediately know if the page you are viewing has strong Klout and good RT. If you do not know, please uninstall and reinstall because your computer may be bad.

This is knowledge in the 21st century. The software century. It is here to stay and so are we.

Download this amazing thing now.

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

The top 160 elements your marketing launch strategy needs

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than a pleasant click? We all do, and it is indeed wildly blissful. But it is not everything.

Here are 160 more good things for your marketing strategy.

  1. Social media
  2. Images
  3. Free coffee
  4. Headlines
  5. Engagement
  6. Exclamation points
  7. Online money
  8. Revenue
  9. Success
  10. Bolded H1
  11. Keywords
  12. Open rates
  13. ROI
  14. Happiness
  15. Helpful tips
  16. Content
  17. Videos
  18. Optimization
  19. Versions
  20. Marketing terms
  21. Pop-ups
  22. Autoplaying background music
  23. Spreadsheets
  24. Formulas
  25. Downloads
  26. Results
  27. Whiteboard
  28. Ratings and reviews
  29. Diversity
  30. Hard work
  31. $1 million likes
  32. Mature backlinks
  33. YouTube clips
  34. Massive clicks
  35. Web yolk
  36. Animal instinct
  37. Teamwork
  38. Leadership
  39. Logos
  40. Confidence
  41. Tagline
  42. QR codes
  43. Promotional discounts
  44. Introductory special
  45. Phone-only discounts
  46. Bundle
  47. Survey
  48. Survey results
  49. The cloud
  50. Software
  51. Google
  52. Mobile devices
  53. Technology
  54. Market fit
  55. Reach
  56. Targeting
  57. Copywriting
  58. Conservation
  59. Power
  60. Pizza parties
  61. Celebrity
  62. Big sales
  63. Theme songs (you may substitute a jingle)
  64. Desk (standing.)
  65. Company car
  66. Tropical fish tank
  67. Expenses
  68. Cigars
  69. Ping-pong table
  70. Sanity checks
  71. Flasks
  72. Project management
  73. Oversight
  74. QC
  75. Operations
  76. Kinetic sand
  77. Triage
  78. Meetings
  79. Timeframes
  80. Goals
  81. Free soda
  82. Animated gifs
  83. Cat video
  84. Counterarguments
  85. Weekly reports
  86. Performance reviews
  87. Checklist
  88. Holidays
  89. Paper shredder
  90. Picnic
  91. Hootsweet
  92. Culture
  93. Marketing mix
  94. Disruption
  95. Consultants
  96. Core values
  97. Juicy knowledge
  98. Wikipedia scrape
  99. Automation
  100. Big data
  101. Good ideas
  102. Brainstorms
  103. Blog
  104. Emails
  105. Hashtag
  106. Designers
  107. Morals
  108. Curation
  109. Linked billboards
  110. Google analytics
  111. Bitly
  112. UTM code
  113. Hack
  114. Tribe
  115. Hustle
  116. List
  117. CRM
  118. HubSpot
  119. Platform
  120. Infusionsoft
  121. Buzzwords
  122. Email capture
  123. All caps
  124. Opt ins
  125. Accounts
  126. Product name
  127. Typing speed test
  128. Accomplishments
  129. Adhesive note
  130. Stapler
  131. Hydration
  132. Viral coefficient
  133. House plants
  134. Best Google SEO Helper
  135. B2B
  136. Soft launch
  137. Tease
  138. Mentions
  139. Workplace
  140. Award
  141. A/B test
  142. Flight plan
  143. Roadmaps
  144. Bar codes
  145. Efficiency
  146. Product
  147. Adoring customers
  148. Sales funnel
  149. VC
  150. Queue
  151. Personas
  152. Tables in your database
  153. Lunch
  154. Interns
  155. Paychecks
  156. Subscribe
  157. Good timing
  158. Lead nurture
  159. Triggers
  160. Communication

To help you remember these 160 important components, we’ve built you a beautiful, shareable infographic. Post this on the Facebook wall of every marketer in your life!

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Here’s the embed code for you:


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There you have it: 160 more good things you forgot about.

But that’s not all there is. NONE of this makes any sense if it does not lasso in the two most important components:

  1. Good RT
  2. Strong Klout

Never forget.

How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

youCouldBeFamousAt Best Google SEO Helper, we obsess over one goal: helping you rank #1 for every search term.

Your competitors may rank #1 for one or two undesirable terms. After all, anyone can rank #1 for several sentences’ worth of copy, all searched for at once—assuming theirs is the only site with that exact wording, they’ll be the #1 hit.

For one search term. Maybe for two.

You’ll be ranking #1 for every single term.

Just ask Perry D. Three weeks ago, her inbound traffic hung withered like autumn grapes. Now, her friends describe her SEO as “stout” and “engorged.” She can’t believe the difference ranking #1 makes!

Just ask Mark N. When he launched his small business, he worked and worked without even a taste of success. “America no longer needs the small business–man,” he thought. Think again, Mark. Once he started ranking #1 for every single search term, his rankings shot up overnight!

How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

It takes only two steps:

  1. Change all your <p>, <h4>, <h3>, and <h2> text to <h1>. Just use CSS to make it the size and weight you prefer. That way, when the Google crawls your site, it’ll see nothing but h1s!
  2. Modify the alt text of every image on your website to include every English word. Best Google SEO Helper prefers Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary.
    And that’s it: two steps to swelling SEO success and #1 viral rankings.

How will you feel about your #1 rankings? Let us know in the comments!

What is SEO anyway?

What is SEO anyway?

If you have made it through this much of the book you should consider it a triumph. More so, especially if you have never encountered the idea of SEO. Not just SEO (because we all encounter it) nay, the very idea of it.

If this describes your knowledge level and ideation, you must imperatively have this question on the tip of your mind/tongue/finger: “What is SEO?” It is as legitimate a question as it is outdated. But do not feel badly about yourself and refrain from sledgehammering your self-esteem just yet. You are assuredly behind the times, but not below the times. You are a human who has worth, and if you struggle with this, we understand. This is exactly why we help you.

Remember: We’re the best Google SEO HELPER. Not the best Google SEO arouser. Not the Best Google SEO harrasser. Not even the best Google SEO three-ring-binder. Never forget this. It’s high time we help you.

We have already described how many millions of molecules there are in any given virus (or viral marketing campaign) but that doesn’t even touch the QUADRILLIONS of possible definitions of SEO.

But really?

Yes.

We will never disown you to the world of meaningless definitions. This is why we have definitions clearly posted on our web site and within our massive click ebook. You will never doubt.

(If you read the last chapter, you may skip this chapter without objection.)

But if you are still wondering, Hello there! We have the exact information you perceive you need, and indeed you do. Mark the words: YOU MUST KNOW.

Never walk the world without these thoughts. You will forever regret it. But like we always say, no futile effort is worth a lifetime of regret.

Not even close, so don’t bother with it. There is always a better way.

Some skimmer skipped that last line so we must repeat it.

NO FUTILE EFFORT IS WORTH A LIFETIME OF REGRET.

You need to know this and if you don’t, well, you must employ these thoughts all the harder.

Now that we have batted, suger glidered, and otherwise cologu’d the results, the time has come to collate and amalgamate the findings. If you are argumentative to this point you may consider the fact that you are under certain influences.

Now is the time to understand SEO.

You already know that SEO means “Search Engine Optomization.” And you already know what that means because you read the earlier chapter (or “chap” as the UK brethren denote).

So the answer is as obvious as the asker: NEVER DISOWN THE SEO DEFINITION.

SEO = “Search engine optomization”

Does that not blow one’s mind? It must.

Searching is about looking for something. Engines are mechanical. Optimization is like making a thing better through thorough ownership and discipline.

Now it’s time to deal with the imp-lications (which is more approachable than anything  else). What if you are not searched? What if you are not engine? What if you are not optimized? are you doomed? NEVER.

Ever.

Because all it means is being there for people and that is what you must be. When  they search you must be there. BE. THERE.

Now go and do the same thing.

How to Beat Google

You want your website on the first page of Google, but how will you beat Google’s powerful competition and rise to the top number-one position? Beating Google competition is important; it’s a sure way to get attention, leads, and ultimately customers from the Internet.

How to beat Google: an analogy

Imagine Google is an enormous, international pie contest (not a pie-eating contest, just a competition of flavor, aroma, and gustatory pleasures), and your business is a scrumptious rhubarb pie. When the judge comes along to the filled pie section, he works his way down the table, trying every pie. Of course, because this is an international event, only the grandest of pies are present. This means the judge will enjoy the first pie he tastes, and probably eat an entire slice. The next pie will receive similar attention, but as the judge works his way down the table, he begins to feel full, satisfied, and eventually stuffed.

What if he is already sick of pie by the time he reaches your supremely crafted rhubarb pie? You will fail, and the pies positioned near the beginning will most assuredly defeat you and beat Google (the pie contest).

The solution is as clear as it is obvious: to beat Google, you must position your website at the top page (or even the number-one page rank) in a Google search. That’s how to beat Google in a nut (or pie!) shell.

This is only the big picture of how to beat Google

Getting your website on the first page of Google is just the goal—this is ultimately how you will beat Google, but there’s more nuance to this factor. Most SEO consulting services will only give you this much information and then demand or even politely request your business in order to learn more. This kind of unethical SEO tactic doesn’t fly at Best Goolge SEO Helper. We tell you how to beat Google, because no customer should go uninformed, especially without profound integrity.

How to beat Google: what other SEO services don’t say

Beating Google is chiefly dependent upon your ability to escalate your website’s Google page rank. You could just create a website and hope it gets plentiful and ripe traffic, but are you willing to take that risk? Do not take that risk!

Here are seven brilliant strategies born out of Best Google SEO Helper’s rigorous research:

  1. Understand what people want to see online. Remember the pie contest? What if you knew that the judge was massively fond of boysenberry pie? You would bake one, right? Now do that for your website. Find out what people are on the “hound hunt” for and offer it to them on a silver platter: your online business website is the silver platter!
  2. Properly massage keywords. You might be asking, “What is a keyword?” You may also wonder how to use keywords. We wrote an entire article on this exact thing for your fulfillment and strength.
  3. Collect mature backlinks. Like the majestic butterfly, backlinks are more valuable and well-designed when they are mature. Therefore, begin planting the seeds now. Best Google SEO Helper can help with this: we will arrange links to your URL from reputable, content-rich sites like Quora. We never, ever conduct shady, penalty-risking deals; instead, we find sites that would benefit from a link to your site and let them know you care.
  4. Acquire industrious yet pleasing URLs. Google looks for sites based on search terms. There are many tricks on the Google that do not work anymore, but if you want to know how to beat Google, this is tantamount to your quest. You’re selling cream cheese snack cakes? Best Google SEO Helper can find a keyword-rich domain that will surely cause the Googles to look on you in favor.
  5. Nevermind the meta. As intuitive as you may find it to be, overflushing your meta tags with haphazard and idle keywords will clearly show that you are trying to trick the Googles, and they do not appreciate such shameful shame.
  6.  Always use clean and approachable copy. Write the kind of things people will enjoy reading. If your Web copy is obscene (or just obscenely written), how can you expect the Googles to take you seriously? It is a gross offense to simply jargle-de-jarb your way through blog posts, only pausing every once in a while to inject gratuitous keywords (more on how to use keywords here). Now think from the Google’s perspective in the pie contest: they would be forever embarrassed to present a cantankerous-tasting pie to a hungry judge. You would, too!
  7. Create lots of content. Content is what your famished readers crave, so keep it coming! Make it good, but do not succumb to the temptation of cranking out pages and pages of tepid paragraphs just because you think it’s how to beat Google. This is why attaching an upstanding blog to your website is almost certainly a sound strategy.

You wanted to know how to beat Google, and now you’re informed and ready. We at Best Google SEO Helper sincerely wish to be a terrific SEO help, so let us know in the comments how this post made you feel.

What Is ROI? The Best SEO Helper Ever

isRoiGoodForYouIf your business or online website is hoping for any sort of impending growth, you need to know the answer to the question: what is ROI (return on investment)? ROI stands for “return on investment,” and refers to what you, your website, and your business gains from all expenditures.

Don’t be fooled: the Internet is teeming with half-cocked and semi-legit businesses just waiting to snap up your hard-earned dollars with sweet, tender promises of prolific ROI. Most firms know you are busy and only care about their ROI—which is why you need to know what ROI is.

Anyone can promise high ROI, but that all depends on their “R” and “I”—the “O” is almost always constant. For example, if your investment is measured in money and your return is only immediate cheap Twitter followers, you are probably on the losing end.

Your strategy may be muddled at this time. After all, how will you ensure that your return is dependable, and therefore that your ROI is indeed what ROI is and should be?

This is a difficult situation, but we at Best Google SEO Helper are here to provide alternatives to pulling out your hair, understating your peril, and losing money in complete dismay:

  1. Secure your ROI as positive. If any firm promises an ROI that is negative, or even trending toward negativity, you must turn down their offer immediately.
  2. Limit your investment and make it small. The smaller your investment, the larger your return/investment ratio is likely to become.
  3. Maximize return through thorough execution. Don’t just leave your faith up to “the process.” ROI is very much like a race horse that needs to be groomed in order to run the way you intend.

So the next time a two-toned shifty shadecat suggests less-than-lucrative “assistance” to increase your ROI, turn around and tell him you are well aware of what ROI is and to take those faulty services elsewhere.

Twitter for small business

“Twitter for small business” is a commonly used search phrase on Google. Twitter is a social network for people, organizations, businesses, causes, nonprofits, tv shows, franchises, hip-hop rappers, artists, couples, churches, Barack Hussein Obama, the Tea Party, new organizations, technology companies, multi-billion dollar corporations and even small business.

So, how is Twitter used for small business? How can Twitter be used to help small business? How can small business benefit from Twitter?

Here’s some examples of Twitter being used to help small business.

Whether your business works with products that can fit on a finger, in a child’s hand, or in both your hands—Twitter is strong for small business.

How to become a googler

You want to be an apt googler. This is as certain as the gravitational thrust against the earth of a growing tree. This important terminology may sound foreign to your untapped ears, but you know what a googler is, even if you think you don’t. Chances are you don’t live in a place where you can never understand anything about the Internet, so you know.

So how do you become a googler? The first step is below.

How to become a googler: step one

The first step to becoming a googler is to know what a googler is. Before in this helpful fact article we explained (also helpfully) that you already know. But what is the thing that you know?

Here it is. A googler is a person who uses key words in the Google, or frankly, who puts words into a Google search. Everyone who has ever googled anything is a googler.  So you are a googler already!

But it is important to not stop there.  We didn’t!

 

How to become a better googler: step one

 

To become a better googler, start by thinking about what you are searching for.  It is important that your search terms match the thing you are looking for.  When a squirrel is seeking nuts for its ample nut hole, does it type “jacuzzi” into google? ABSOLUTELY not. Neither should you.

 

If you are looking for  nuts and you search for a jacuzzi, you may be end up warm all winter, but you will starve to death.

 

As you can see, it is vital for you to be not just a googler, but a better googler.


Now that you know, go find those nuts!

What is a clickthrough

As many SEO geniuses have postulated, clickthroughs are your ticket to ride—that is, your ticket to a metephorical train station in the Bahamas of success. But what is a clickthrough? And how do you find the clicks in the strange body of the internet?

Best Google SEO Helper has your answer.

The first part of what is a clickthrough is the click.

The fantastic “click”

Humans using the internet can click a variety of items, like the following:

  • Buttons
  • Words
  • Linked words
  • Photos (see What is Facebooks for more)
  • Any space on the monitor

The click is very important to the question “What is a clickthrough?”  Because without a click, there is no clickthrough.

The demanding “through”

The “through” in “what is a clickthrough” speaks of a new territory to which the click leads.

Do you have a place you want people to come? Then you require massive clicks.  This is the “through” of “what is a clickthrough.”

Now that you know what a clickthrough is, you are on the train you always longed to ride.

Click here to get a train ride to the Bahamas.