an open letter to google

an open letter to google

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dear Google, we heard that your rankbrain prefers natural, casual speak that came from a human, not a bot. And not a human with an evil bent. Definitely not a stuffed keyword. Recipies for stuffed shells? OK. Recipes for how to make a stuffed toad? fragrant. Recipes for a stuffed keyword? untenable? we hear you and we couldn't agree more. Please accept this most human, most natural blog post. It is written just like an email. we even did it on our iphones to make it feel like a natural message. Just like we're texting you from across the coffee table. there is not a more natural sounding, unstuffed blog post every other blog post is not only stuffed, but double stuffed. like a plump oreo. But we've measured the Oreo. its…
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Are you an SEO CHAMP or a CHUMP? Take the quiz

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What are you thinking right now? That's an easy question to answer. But you know what's a harder question? "What is your boss thinking right now?" Answering this is tricky. Ultimately this is a mix of keyword research and empathy but if you really come down to brass tax, there's just one thing on every employer's mind: Are you an SEO CHAMP or an SEO CHUMP? Harsh? You bet. The world of SEO is not for soft people. It is for tough people. Take for example, every soft SEO chump you have ever known. Are they turnt? No, they are merely mellow. Are they firm, weathered, and able to spin a 301 redirect into gold? Nope. They're as limp and damp as the young trees in the wetlands.  That's a chump for you. That's…
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The 9 secrets of emoji SEO

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Have you ever tried looking at the emoji? Exactly. you can't! You just can't. Because It's too easy to even try, you either do or do not look at it. (Sorry, Yoda, but that old ex-wing mantra is really an Internet term that you reappropriated from something that is best left unsaid except for emojis.) Here is what I mean. (It is what they all mean.) : The top 9 secrets of emoji SEO Emoji are actually compacted from larger bits of information. These byte-sized pieces converge to form images, but very small. This makes them more emotional and visibly dense than a word, which is why they are so much more powerful. Beware of emoji-stuffing. Not only does it harm you in Google, but it also warns e-mail of spam. Focus…
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Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

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You remember the first time you wondered if you had good RT and strong Klout? Of course you did. We all do. But that is not what makes us special: it's merely what makes us human. We become special not by asking ubiquitous SEO and amorous link questions, but by answering them. Get it now This time we need more than a clever blog article. We need more than a knowledge-dipped blow dart. We need a tool of the finest kind, a tool so forged that George Washington would say, "Hello there." (George Washington was a very busy man who normally nodded whenever he saw someone he knew, but did not often speak. He was tongue-tied and busy with freedom.) "The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can…
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[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

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The top 160 elements your marketing launch strategy needs Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than a pleasant click? We all do, and it is indeed wildly blissful. But it is not everything. Here are 160 more good things for your marketing strategy. Social media Images Free coffee Headlines Engagement Exclamation points Online money Revenue Success Bolded H1 Keywords Open rates ROI Happiness Helpful tips Content Videos Optimization Versions Marketing terms Pop-ups Autoplaying background music Spreadsheets Formulas Downloads Results Whiteboard Ratings and reviews Diversity Hard work $1 million likes Mature backlinks YouTube clips Massive clicks Web yolk Animal instinct Teamwork Leadership Logos Confidence Tagline QR codes Promotional discounts Introductory special Phone-only discounts Bundle Survey Survey results The cloud Software Google Mobile devices Technology Market fit Reach Targeting…
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How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

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At Best Google SEO Helper, we obsess over one goal: helping you rank #1 for every search term. Your competitors may rank #1 for one or two undesirable terms. After all, anyone can rank #1 for several sentences’ worth of copy, all searched for at once—assuming theirs is the only site with that exact wording, they’ll be the #1 hit. For one search term. Maybe for two. You’ll be ranking #1 for every single term. Just ask Perry D. Three weeks ago, her inbound traffic hung withered like autumn grapes. Now, her friends describe her SEO as “stout” and “engorged.” She can’t believe the difference ranking #1 makes! Just ask Mark N. When he launched his small business, he worked and worked without even a taste of success. “America no…
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What is SEO anyway?

What is SEO anyway?

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If you have made it through this much of the book you should consider it a triumph. More so, especially if you have never encountered the idea of SEO. Not just SEO (because we all encounter it) nay, the very idea of it. If this describes your knowledge level and ideation, you must imperatively have this question on the tip of your mind/tongue/finger: “What is SEO?” It is as legitimate a question as it is outdated. But do not feel badly about yourself and refrain from sledgehammering your self-esteem just yet. You are assuredly behind the times, but not below the times. You are a human who has worth, and if you struggle with this, we understand. This is exactly why we help you. Remember: We’re the best Google SEO…
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How to Beat Google

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You want your website on the first page of Google, but how will you beat Google’s powerful competition and rise to the top number-one position? Beating Google competition is important; it’s a sure way to get attention, leads, and ultimately customers from the Internet. How to beat Google: an analogy Imagine Google is an enormous, international pie contest (not a pie-eating contest, just a competition of flavor, aroma, and gustatory pleasures), and your business is a scrumptious rhubarb pie. When the judge comes along to the filled pie section, he works his way down the table, trying every pie. Of course, because this is an international event, only the grandest of pies are present. This means the judge will enjoy the first pie he tastes, and probably eat an entire slice. The next pie will receive…
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What Is ROI? The Best SEO Helper Ever

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If your business or online website is hoping for any sort of impending growth, you need to know the answer to the question: what is ROI (return on investment)? ROI stands for “return on investment,” and refers to what you, your website, and your business gains from all expenditures. Don’t be fooled: the Internet is teeming with half-cocked and semi-legit businesses just waiting to snap up your hard-earned dollars with sweet, tender promises of prolific ROI. Most firms know you are busy and only care about their ROI—which is why you need to know what ROI is. Anyone can promise high ROI, but that all depends on their “R” and “I”—the “O” is almost always constant. For example, if your investment is measured in money and your return is only…
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Twitter for small business

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“Twitter for small business” is a commonly used search phrase on Google. Twitter is a social network for people, organizations, businesses, causes, nonprofits, tv shows, franchises, hip-hop rappers, artists, couples, churches, Barack Hussein Obama, the Tea Party, new organizations, technology companies, multi-billion dollar corporations and even small business. So, how is Twitter used for small business? How can Twitter be used to help small business? How can small business benefit from Twitter? Here’s some examples of Twitter being used to help small business. The Etch A Sketch fits into the hands of any child. The Etch A Sketch sold many units after the flip-flop aficionado(according to Klout) Mitt Romney remarked on the child’s toy. Oreo, America’s favorite cookie, sells lots of cookies and maintains strong Klout through rampant retweets—especially following…
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