Have you ever tried looking at the emoji? Exactly. you can’t! You just can’t.
Because It’s too easy to even try, you either do or do not look at it. (Sorry, Yoda, but that old ex-wing mantra is really an Internet term that you reappropriated from something that is best left unsaid except for emojis.)
Here is what I mean. (It is what they all mean.) :
The top 9 secrets of emoji SEO
Emoji are actually compacted from larger bits of information. These byte-sized pieces converge to form images, but very small. This makes them more emotional and visibly dense than a word, which is why they are so much more powerful.
Beware of emoji-stuffing. Not only does it harm you in Google, but it also warns e-mail of spam.
Focus on the emoji with the most search traffic. You can copy-to-paste it in a web tool to gauge monthly search volume and choose the one with the most numbers.
Try a long-tail emoji. This is not a pun for iguana imogi, it is about longer, more specific emoji that people who are closer to the bottom of the funnel search for. So instead of a “dog” emoji, try “dog food for golden retriever” emoji.
Put target emojis in your <title> tags. This is also appropriate for the h1 (as is ranking for every keyword, so you can also rank for any emoji)
At Best Google SEO Helper, we obsess over one goal: helping you rank #1 for every search term.
Your competitors may rank #1 for one or two undesirable terms. After all, anyone can rank #1 for several sentences’ worth of copy, all searched for at once—assuming theirs is the only site with that exact wording, they’ll be the #1 hit.
For one search term. Maybe for two.
You’ll be ranking #1 for every single term.
Just ask Perry D. Three weeks ago, her inbound traffic hung withered like autumn grapes. Now, her friends describe her SEO as “stout” and “engorged.” She can’t believe the difference ranking #1 makes!
Just ask Mark N. When he launched his small business, he worked and worked without even a taste of success. “America no longer needs the small business–man,” he thought. Think again, Mark. Once he started ranking #1 for every single search term, his rankings shot up overnight!
How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term
It takes only two steps:
Change all your <p>, <h4>, <h3>, and <h2> text to <h1>. Just use CSS to make it the size and weight you prefer. That way, when the Google crawls your site, it’ll see nothing but h1s!
Modify the alt text of every image on your website to include every English word. Best Google SEO Helper prefers Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary. And that’s it: two steps to swelling SEO success and #1 viral rankings.
How will you feel about your #1 rankings? Let us know in the comments!
Did you know you can massively increase your SEO and Google ranking with author names? If not, that’s okay. Because it’s a secret trick and most people don’t know about it. (Secret = something most people don’t know.)
Best Google SEO Helper is here to take this secret trick and make it available for every online blogger and business. Can you remember your childhood? In your childhood you heard stories about Robin Hood, a courageous outlaw who gave money to poor people. Best Google SEO Helper is like Robin Hood, but better. We will teach you how to use this trick to make make plump stacks of Klout points (online money) for yourself. This secret trick is all you need.
5 steps to gather Klout points and top Google ranking with a secret author-name trick:
SECRET TRICK: make sure all posts have the same author name, and use the last name “Free.” Why? People and Google like to click on things that say Free
Gain endless Klout
Create more blogs (step 1 again)
“Can I tell my friends about this secret trick?”
Of course! This trick is no longer a secret. You can share it with all your friends so they can gain Klout points and top Google ranking, too!
If you’re a blogger, there’s one thing you can do to instantly increase your SEO success: discover your inner animal instincts. The Google respects fierce animal instincts and shuns everyone who refuses to acknowledge them. But it’s better to have any animal instincts at all than no animal instincts. As the saying goes, the Google likes a lamprey who knows they’re a lamprey better than the lion who is hidden away and never let out of his cage.
Here’s how to discover your inner animal (the true source of your blogging power and enhanced SEO):
Start by looking at your hair color. If your hair is red, you are a fox. If your hair is black, you are a bear. If you have no hair, you are a worm.
How would you describe your average blog posts? If they are very long, you are a tall animal, like a giraffe. If they are very short, you are like a mouse. Plump blog posts might mean you are a blue whale. Finally, industrious blog posts are usually from authors who are ants.
If you still don’t know your inner animal, you should think about how you treat the taxi driver. If you beat or otherwise maim the taxi driver with a stick or a sword, you are likely a jaguar who wants to intimidate others. If you kiss (or lick) the taxi driver, you are likely a puppy. If you refuse to tip your taxi driver, you are a vulture, looking to take advantage of other people’s misfortune for your own gain.
How do I leverage my inner animal for SEO success?
You must embrace your inner animal. First, visit Wikipedia and read the entire article about your animal. Then, do a Google Images search. You need to know what your animal thinks about, how it eats, how it mates, how it behaves in stressful situations, and what color its ears are.
You must keep all of this in mind when you write your blog posts. It may help you to act like the animal in real life. Worms can start by zipping themselves in sleeping bags and wiggling on the floor, the blue whale should float in a swimming pool for at least 10 hours a day while eating more than 10,000 calories, and giraffes should permanently attach stilts to their legs. With these tips, you will soon be thinking like your inner animal and reaping the benefits from your newly found animal instincts whenever you write a new post.
Remember: the Google loves a blogger who understands their inner animal. All you have to do is bring yours to the surface—then you will finally find SEO success.