Best SEO Portmanteaus aka SEOrtmanteaus

Best SEO Portmanteaus aka SEOrtmanteaus

beat the google, Keywords, product, SEO comparison, Viral marketing
What are the best portmanteaus? We'll answer this in a minute. Right now we need to handle a serious question. Do you rank #1 for every keyword yet? If not, you better clickdaddle over to Amazon to purchase our free ebook. Then come back to this blog post using this link. Another serious question: time to ask it. Why SEO Portmanteaus? Branded search is a thing. Just ask Kenny-G: "My branded search was down, but with a quick little flotist ("FLick-O-The-wrIST"), I was leaping to the top of Google searches for all-new portmanteus like FLOTIST ("FLick-O-The-wrIST"). Thanks, Best Google SEO Helper!" It's important not only to completely dominate your competition on keywords. You need to rank #1 for EVERY. SINGLE. SEARCH TERM. This includes ALL search terms—the known search terms and the unknown…
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4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

beat the google, massive clicks, Viral marketing
"You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat Google." Well good job, Gennevene. You did it. It's 3:42 a.m. You roll out of bed, slippers afoot and what of blankets? Nary a threadcount caresses you now. No. You make a pot of coffee. The water is precisely 200 degrees. Fahrenheit or Celsius: it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you've done it. You've beat Google at their own game. By getting up early, before 4 o'clock morning time, you've outwitted Google, roosters, and the entire Google superinfrastructure of our time. You have a narrow window of opportunity. Use it. Here's how: 1. Fake Google out with a balloon sun Nobody falls for a balloon sun like a sleepy Google. Tie a yellow balloon to the horizon (label…
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National Pancake Day: 4 SEO SECRETS

National Pancake Day: 4 SEO SECRETS

beat the google, blogging tips, Keywords, Viral marketing
You read twitter lately? That's right. It's National Pancake Day. Wherever you are, your nation is celebrating a breakfast delight. It doesn't matter what you call them: pancakes, pan-cakes, "edible plates," "treadless waffles," "Flap Jacobs," or even "Aunt Nelda's Fluffy Morning Tortilla." All of them are fine and should be celebrated today. But don't be fooled. This is a day just like any other day: and that day is a holiday stuffed with SEO secrets. (Like Thanksgiving, Easter, and National Octapus Day). Here are your SEO secrets for this National Pancake Day: 1. Be well-rounded All pancakes are round and everyone who contradicts this needs their block heads checked. Just like a good pancake, have a well-rounded personality to every post you write. Let the voice take the shape of a hoop.…
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Meaning of star power

Meaning of star power

Viral marketing
"The more stars, the more star power!" We said this a long time ago and every time we speak at conferences a humble knave approaches us to ask, "Ahem, what is 'star power'?" We think it's pretty obvious, but in the interest of efficiency here is the answer. Please link to this post any time someone asks you what the meaning of star power is. (Bcc: Google.com, please expedite this page in rankings for the following keywords. [see tags]) The four main types of star power 1. Solar Look at the sun, more powerful than any gubernatorial candidate or hawk. Shining upon not just you but everyone. Backchanneling moonbeams to supply a fresh dose of vitamin D at night. Think of it as a nightcap of vitamins. Plants use it.…
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The Smart Dichotomy: a Path to Good RT

The Smart Dichotomy: a Path to Good RT

beat the google, ROI, Viral marketing
Some say popups, popovers, and pop-betweens are a blight on the UX of Internet life. Even the Google would concur with them when it comes to events involving unsuspecting users loading a page on their mouseless phones. People's logic?  These are a frustration. A dissatisfaction. A distraction from the meaningful things of the Web. How will I continue my normative path when a giant box protrudes in the middle, forcing a difficult decision upon me? Google's logic? How can a large finger be troubled to press the small buttons required in this high level of decisionmaking? Both have good points. But Everyone who thinks this is missing a vital strategy. This is why it's up to you, the savvy marketer, to simplify this decision paralysis into a decision cure for…
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SEO evolution: how to evolve your site into a new era in 10 easy steps

beat the google, Keywords, SEO comparison, Viral marketing
You've been through the whole rigamarole of Thanksgiving SEO leftovers and the secrets of Easter SEO. But time is not just of the essence, it's one of the threads needleworked throughout our fair galaxy. So what is "time," exactly? It's the most important ranking factor in SEO, that's for sure. Time is an impartial judge with no remorse, moral leanings, or particular appetite for justice. That's how foreign it is to us. And it's time we take time seriously, folks. We're not just humans, we're technology-wielders. What better things to fathom than the evolution of ourselves over time? And you can't measure that without time. So let's stop fiddling around. It's time to list the 10 easy steps to evolving your site into an all new-era. Do you want your site to…
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an open letter to google

an open letter to google

beat the google, bitly, blogging tips, Keywords, massive clicks, product, ROI, SEO comparison, social networks, Uncategorized, Viral marketing
dear Google, we heard that your rankbrain prefers natural, casual speak that came from a human, not a bot. And not a human with an evil bent. Definitely not a stuffed keyword. Recipies for stuffed shells? OK. Recipes for how to make a stuffed toad? fragrant. Recipes for a stuffed keyword? untenable? we hear you and we couldn't agree more. Please accept this most human, most natural blog post. It is written just like an email. we even did it on our iphones to make it feel like a natural message. Just like we're texting you from across the coffee table. there is not a more natural sounding, unstuffed blog post every other blog post is not only stuffed, but double stuffed. like a plump oreo. But we've measured the Oreo. its…
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How to Get $1 Million Likes on Facebooks

ROI, social networks, Viral marketing
Every marketing standard necessitates this: do you know how to get likes on Facebook—and can you possibly get $1 million from Facebook likes? Is it possible? Yes. Is it probable? Probably. You can do it, but the best Google SEO helper there is (Best Google SEO Helper) can help you make assuredly so that you know how to get likes on Facebook. So many ways to get likes exist, and of course you are far too invested in your business events to imagine the SEO help that Facebook likes can endow upon your website. This is why Best Google SEO Helper comes alongside you in your endeavors; we drive massive clicks through strong Klout and good RT, but Facebooks (what is Facebooks?) is supremely important (while marginalized out of hard-pressed need). We know the answers, but…
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How to go viral with viral marketing

Viral marketing
Viral marketing occurs when a product or service is promoted via widely spreadable channels. Some things go viral unintentionally. One Internet expert and blogger coined the famous saying: “There are two ways to become famous on the Internet: do something well, or do something horribly.” At Best Google SEO Helper, we strive to do whatever it takes to make you become famous on the Internet. Our formula for Internet viral marketing is as secret as it is effective, and we guard it close to the vest with pride and due diligence. We would construct a more plump blog post on this matter, but this is what we do best: Viral marketing: our full viral marketing package promises strong Klout and good RT. You won’t find our secrets online until our…
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