an open letter to google

an open letter to google

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dear Google, we heard that your rankbrain prefers natural, casual speak that came from a human, not a bot. And not a human with an evil bent. Definitely not a stuffed keyword. Recipies for stuffed shells? OK. Recipes for how to make a stuffed toad? fragrant. Recipes for a stuffed keyword? untenable? we hear you and we couldn't agree more. Please accept this most human, most natural blog post. It is written just like an email. we even did it on our iphones to make it feel like a natural message. Just like we're texting you from across the coffee table. there is not a more natural sounding, unstuffed blog post every other blog post is not only stuffed, but double stuffed. like a plump oreo. But we've measured the Oreo. its…
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14 facts of easter seo

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you have all heard about the wonderful viral thanksgiving seo post from us in the past. (If you hurry to that link there might be some leftovers after all this time but no promises.) But it left many of you heartbroken with thoughts of, "Why did the Best Google SEO Helpers not give us a hand on Easter SEO too?" First, They are two different holidays so please chill out. But that is just the first thing you should know. There are more than 13 facts about Easter SEO that anyone successful does every year. Specifically there are 14 facts. This is a list of the 14 facts about Easter seo and the tactics you can use because of them. if anyone tells you an Easter SEO fact that is not on this…
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Thanksgiving SEO leftovers

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Did you know that on Thanksgiving there are some SEO advantages that, unless you are aware of them, can pass you by entirely? Don't let this happen to you. The fact of the matter is this; while everyone is 1) building a feast and 2) beholding sport, there is a massive SEO goldmine that some savvy marketers also tap into from November to November. It is Thanksgiving SEO, and the searches always, always go up. Open Twitter on the day, and you will see the trend on your computer or touchscreen gadget. See what we mean? Now, you know about Thanksgiving meal leftovers? They are the food that doesn't make it to the stomach on the main dining day session. But whatabout SEO leftovers? Those are good, too. Consider this:…
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Octapus SEO facts

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Remember that when you are a blogger you must never settle. This is why Best Google SEO Helper and the friendly sea creatures look up to the ambitious squids. Do you know how they made it to the top? By trying? Or by prevailing?  Now you know. Here are 10 facts about Octapus SEO: Every post is a squid. Your post connotes a swollen head and a fin on top of it for navigating the web. This is where we get the term "header nav" or "nav bar," because of it. Every share is a tentacle. No matter where you are, a share goes in another direction. Kraken once ruled the seas because their tentacles went in enough directions to get the power. Every Like is a suction cup. You need these for…
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2 reasons we cannot trust Avast antivirus (and neither should you)

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One of our sage analysts was just minding his own business one afternoon when a woman of unknown income levels demanded that he answer a question: "Do you trust Avast?" He answered with a cool, confident, "Never. And Neither Should You, Madam." This happens every day. Why? Because when a free antivirus software is romping about the internets, people talk. They ask questions, but they don't stop there: they want answers to go with them. Do you know why people want answers? It is because of the same reason people desire milk with cookies: they go together. Why you cannot trust Avast, reason #1 Firstly, number one: you already know how valuable it is to go viral with viral marketing, yes? (If not, read this.) Now, the root word of "viral"…
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Google SEO Secrets: A Clear Guide

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If you have read this website, you’ve been achieving remarkable knowledge fruit harvests. Many of the juiciest of those fruits are sliced from the tree of the knowledge of Google SEO secrets. Instead of the leaves and fruits of the tree, it is high time we spoke to you, gentle reader, about the wood of the tree down to its stiff core. Remember, the tree is Google SEO secrets.  Now is the time to learn everything you need to know about Google SEO secrets. What is a Google? A google is so many things! It is a company, a website, a number, a name, a word, maybe even a place! But most importantly, it is an online search engine, and whenever we say “Google,” we are talking about that. Exceptions…
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5 Ways to Write List-Style Blog Posts

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It’s a known fact: blog posts with lists perform better. Just look at Buzzfeed and admit that this argument is sound as a pound. But if you are to establish SEO stamina, stalwart blog content ideas, and impeccable Web content strategy, you have no other choice than to write engaging list-centric blogs with massive clicks. But horror of terrors! You may not know how to write a list-style blog post, or you may not have many things to list on hand, or you may just be in utter and remote disarray of the mind and spirit. Never fear! Best Google SEO Helper is on the case with a master plan to blow the creative dam and let the raging river of sudsy list blogs gush forth! 5 ways to write…
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