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26Feb 2020 by Best Google SEO Helper

Google has changed. Have you?

Change. It's everywhere. What else is everywhere? Search intent. QUICK DEFINITION: SEARCH INTENT "Search intent" is the motivation behind any search. This motivation could be anything, from taking over Austria to knowing the most impressive way to spit out a plum seed. Back to regular paragraphs. One thing most people know is that if you're looking for something, you intend to find it. But few people know that when they search for something in Google, Google has its own intention. You understand this, because you are highly intelligent. That's why you're reading this blog post. So let's untangle this ball of coarsely-woven mysteries. Because not only are you intelligent, you're curious. What is Google's intention? Let's follow the breadcrumbs into the forest. BREADCRUMB #1 Google's first intention, the first breadcrumb…

18Apr 2019 by Best Google SEO Helper

best list of ranking factors nobody is talking about

beat the google, Keywords

What are you doing right now? If you didn't answer, "ranking #1 for every single keyword," get out of my way. This is how you rank for keywords. Google has many factors, and it churns out more with every passing day. Soon there will be a pile of factors that help you ascend to the top of Google whether you like it or not. We sent a scout bot into Google's algorithms to find all the ranking factors and then consolidate them into a list of only the best, most vital facors. And this, barges and galleons, is the best of the pile: Words. You can't have keywords without words. Otherwise you would be left with a dreary mist of lackluster aspirations, always attempting to be read or spoken but…

09Feb 2019 by Best Google SEO Helper

Best SEO Portmanteaus aka SEOrtmanteaus

beat the google, Keywords, product, SEO comparison, Viral marketing

What are the best portmanteaus? We'll answer this in a minute. Right now we need to handle a serious question. Do you rank #1 for every keyword yet? If not, you better clickdaddle over to Amazon to purchase our free ebook. Then come back to this blog post using this link. Another serious question: time to ask it. Why SEO Portmanteaus? Branded search is a thing. Just ask Kenny-G: "My branded search was down, but with a quick little flotist ("FLick-O-The-wrIST"), I was leaping to the top of Google searches for all-new portmanteus like FLOTIST ("FLick-O-The-wrIST"). Thanks, Best Google SEO Helper!" It's important not only to completely dominate your competition on keywords. You need to rank #1 for EVERY. SINGLE. SEARCH TERM. This includes ALL search terms—the known search terms and the unknown…

09Dec 2018 by Best Google SEO Helper

4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

beat the google, massive clicks, Viral marketing

"You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat Google." Well good job, Gennevene. You did it. It's 3:42 a.m. You roll out of bed, slippers afoot and what of blankets? Nary a threadcount caresses you now. No. You make a pot of coffee. The water is precisely 200 degrees. Fahrenheit or Celsius: it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you've done it. You've beat Google at their own game. By getting up early, before 4 o'clock morning time, you've outwitted Google, roosters, and the entire Google superinfrastructure of our time. You have a narrow window of opportunity. Use it. Here's how: 1. Fake Google out with a balloon sun Nobody falls for a balloon sun like a sleepy Google. Tie a yellow balloon to the horizon (label…

31Oct 2018 by Best Google SEO Helper

Top 6 Spooky Halloween SEO Secrets to Spook Google into submission!

beat the google, massive clicks, product, SEO comparison

You know the old Halloween saying: say "six six six" in the mirror and Google gets a fright! Halloween is no time for wasting time, and so just like every good blog post should be, we won't leave you hanging with a long and dark ramble of an introduction. No sir, and no madam. It's high time we get into the nitty-gritty facts about halloween's mysterious SEO secrets for all to see! #1. Google Spiders are just as creepy as they are crawly. Do you get the creepy-crawlies every time you think about Google spiders? Good. That means you're not asleep just slack-jawed at the whole precipice of S.E.O. that Google has been building right in front of our faces this whole time. Most people who hear about Google's spiders only get…

26Sep 2018 by Best Google SEO Helper

National Pancake Day: 4 SEO SECRETS

beat the google, blogging tips, Keywords, Viral marketing

You read twitter lately? That's right. It's National Pancake Day. Wherever you are, your nation is celebrating a breakfast delight. It doesn't matter what you call them: pancakes, pan-cakes, "edible plates," "treadless waffles," "Flap Jacobs," or even "Aunt Nelda's Fluffy Morning Tortilla." All of them are fine and should be celebrated today. But don't be fooled. This is a day just like any other day: and that day is a holiday stuffed with SEO secrets. (Like Thanksgiving, Easter, and National Octapus Day). Here are your SEO secrets for this National Pancake Day: 1. Be well-rounded All pancakes are round and everyone who contradicts this needs their block heads checked. Just like a good pancake, have a well-rounded personality to every post you write. Let the voice take the shape of a hoop.…

11Jun 2018 by Best Google SEO Helper

Meaning of star power

Viral marketing

"The more stars, the more star power!" We said this a long time ago and every time we speak at conferences a humble knave approaches us to ask, "Ahem, what is 'star power'?" We think it's pretty obvious, but in the interest of efficiency here is the answer. Please link to this post any time someone asks you what the meaning of star power is. (Bcc: Google.com, please expedite this page in rankings for the following keywords. [see tags]) The four main types of star power 1. Solar Look at the sun, more powerful than any gubernatorial candidate or hawk. Shining upon not just you but everyone. Backchanneling moonbeams to supply a fresh dose of vitamin D at night. Think of it as a nightcap of vitamins. Plants use it.…

12May 2018 by Best Google SEO Helper

The Smart Dichotomy: a Path to Good RT

beat the google, ROI, Viral marketing

Some say popups, popovers, and pop-betweens are a blight on the UX of Internet life. Even the Google would concur with them when it comes to events involving unsuspecting users loading a page on their mouseless phones. People's logic? These are a frustration. A dissatisfaction. A distraction from the meaningful things of the Web. How will I continue my normative path when a giant box protrudes in the middle, forcing a difficult decision upon me? Google's logic? How can a large finger be troubled to press the small buttons required in this high level of decisionmaking? Both have good points. But Everyone who thinks this is missing a vital strategy. This is why it's up to you, the savvy marketer, to simplify this decision paralysis into a decision cure for…

10May 2018 by Best Google SEO Helper

10 Scientific Reasons Klout Had to Die

blogging tips, massive clicks, ROI

You know we're all about one thing at Best Google SEO Helper: Strong Klout and Good RT. It's of utmost importance. But a lot of people's Klout is going to get a lot less strong: on May 25, Klout is shutting down for good. (And not for good RT.) Why is this happening? Turns out it was completely inevitable. We've seen the sunset on the horizon for years now. Now that it's finally winking its last twinkle at us, we felt it was the time to tell you all the scientific reasons Klout had to die. 1. Klout did not invest in good RT. Check every single tweet from Klout. How many retweets (RTs) did it get? Not enough, obviously. The better your RT, the better your overall score. What…