Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

You remember the first time you wondered if you had good RT and strong Klout? Of course you did. We all do. But that is not what makes us special: it’s merely what makes us human. We become special not by asking ubiquitous SEO and amorous link questions, but by answering them.

This time we need more than a clever blog article. We need more than a knowledge-dipped blow dart. We need a tool of the finest kind, a tool so forged that George Washington would say, “Hello there.” (George Washington was a very busy man who normally nodded whenever he saw someone he knew, but did not often speak. He was tongue-tied and busy with freedom.)

“The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can never give you what you need: strong Klout and good RT”

logo128x128The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can never give you what you need: strong Klout and good RT. But that is all changing this very minute (for the writer of this blog post is writing this at the same time our high-end developers code the very thing I describe).

We made a Chrome extension to tell two things:

  1. Do you have strong Klout and good RT?
  2. How can you?

What if you didn’t have this? Well, until you read this, you don’t. This is such a sad fact of the past world and we could not go any further without stopping everything to build this Chrome extension for your SEO and link needs.

How to acquire the Best Google SEO Helper Chrome extension

Just click the link and, in the Chrome store, click the “Free” button. This tells the computer that you admire this Chrome extension for on-page SEO. Gratuitously, your computer fetches our obtuse files and plays them on your hard drive. This is very similar to watching a movie, or playing a game of hide-and-seek, except that it happens very quickly—at least instantly.

Just click the button for a knowledge upgrade. Incredible!

Why we crafted the Best Google SEO Helper Chrome extension

We know that you have encountered many people in this world of SEO and they tell you SEO is hard work. NOT SO. SEO is about working more intelligently and not getting bogged down by whatever happens to come to mind. (Remember, it’s about RT, not FAV.)

So many people and businesses ask us if their RT is good and their Klout strong. We don’t know off the bat because we do not own their websites or Google their analytics. It’s illegal. So we got tired of telling people we could not help them without further information. We cannot emotionally tolerate letting a customer down. It’s not in our nature.

So we made a Chrome extension instead.

This is us just taking the juicy knowledge in our minds and downfiling it to the Internet: it lives in your plugin bar. That’s right: all of our team’s considerable wisdom is crammed and condensed into a 19px by 19 px box for you to absorb.

Simply click the Chrome extension and you will immediately know if the page you are viewing has strong Klout and good RT. If you do not know, please uninstall and reinstall because your computer may be bad.

This is knowledge in the 21st century. The software century. It is here to stay and so are we.

Download this amazing thing now.

Free Ebook is finally here!

Free Ebook is finally here!

You have never read an ebook like this.*

We promise you that this ebook is amazing. We have taken our amazing blog advice and reorganized it for viewing pleasure in your bed or favorite chair. That’s right. We made an ebook just as engorged with plump tips as the blog!

We call it Free Ebook: and other tips for mastering SEO and internet marketing for the common man. You can buy your copy of Free Ebook on Amazon for just $9.99!

Are you afraid of internet marketing? Social media? SEO? Never fear! Best Google SEO Helper is your friend and not only on the Internet (oh, no!) but also on your Kindle and other mobile reading device.

You may be wondering if you can purchase this book in print. NO. you must not print this ebook for a few mellow reasons (which are quite stern in flavour).

  1. It is an ebook and must be electronic
  2. If we printed this it would encourage lack of technological literacy
  3. Shipping costs

You never knew that we were making an ebook, which is why this is such a surprise. But the surprises do not stop there! More surprises include that this $9.99 ebook is named Free Ebook (A very benefit first title, which is a valuable copywriting tip for you). Another surprise is that this book has new content never before seen on this blog, and even some part 2 reminders for slower learners.

So now it is time to acquire. Buy Free Ebook for just $9.99 dollars right now!

 

*[satirical advice. ebook not actually free.]

RT vs. FAV: which is better?

In the world of Twitter for small and enterprise businesses, there are many metrics of note. You can look at how many followers you have. You can examine the amount of people/members you are following. You can even create intricate lists.  But there are more metrics.

One is what you must always reach for and contain in your grasp. The other will only rob you of every effort you ever made.

The question: RT or FAV?

Have you ever vexed like a barren hen at this question? We have. But then  we discovered the answer and tension has yielded more than 40k Web  yolks a week ever since.

The answer?

RT > FAV

But remember: we are here to help, which means there’s an explanation coming up. It’s time for a memorable list of truths surrounding this.

  • RT gives you reach. FAV is a leech.
  • RT builds Klout. FAV sustains doubt.
  • RT increases. FAV decreases.
  • RT confronts problems. FAV complies with problems.
  • RT boosts growthhacking. FAV hacks your growth down.
  • RT will impress shapely humans. FAV tells everyone to pity you.
  • RT takes responsibility for its actions. FAV blames everybody else.
  • RT will give your daughter a sack of self-rising flour. FAV just wants to deflower your daughter.

You need to know this, because without good RT you will never succeed. You need strong Klout and good RT.

Not FAV.

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

The top 160 elements your marketing launch strategy needs

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than a pleasant click? We all do, and it is indeed wildly blissful. But it is not everything.

Here are 160 more good things for your marketing strategy.

  1. Social media
  2. Images
  3. Free coffee
  4. Headlines
  5. Engagement
  6. Exclamation points
  7. Online money
  8. Revenue
  9. Success
  10. Bolded H1
  11. Keywords
  12. Open rates
  13. ROI
  14. Happiness
  15. Helpful tips
  16. Content
  17. Videos
  18. Optimization
  19. Versions
  20. Marketing terms
  21. Pop-ups
  22. Autoplaying background music
  23. Spreadsheets
  24. Formulas
  25. Downloads
  26. Results
  27. Whiteboard
  28. Ratings and reviews
  29. Diversity
  30. Hard work
  31. $1 million likes
  32. Mature backlinks
  33. YouTube clips
  34. Massive clicks
  35. Web yolk
  36. Animal instinct
  37. Teamwork
  38. Leadership
  39. Logos
  40. Confidence
  41. Tagline
  42. QR codes
  43. Promotional discounts
  44. Introductory special
  45. Phone-only discounts
  46. Bundle
  47. Survey
  48. Survey results
  49. The cloud
  50. Software
  51. Google
  52. Mobile devices
  53. Technology
  54. Market fit
  55. Reach
  56. Targeting
  57. Copywriting
  58. Conservation
  59. Power
  60. Pizza parties
  61. Celebrity
  62. Big sales
  63. Theme songs (you may substitute a jingle)
  64. Desk (standing.)
  65. Company car
  66. Tropical fish tank
  67. Expenses
  68. Cigars
  69. Ping-pong table
  70. Sanity checks
  71. Flasks
  72. Project management
  73. Oversight
  74. QC
  75. Operations
  76. Kinetic sand
  77. Triage
  78. Meetings
  79. Timeframes
  80. Goals
  81. Free soda
  82. Animated gifs
  83. Cat video
  84. Counterarguments
  85. Weekly reports
  86. Performance reviews
  87. Checklist
  88. Holidays
  89. Paper shredder
  90. Picnic
  91. Hootsweet
  92. Culture
  93. Marketing mix
  94. Disruption
  95. Consultants
  96. Core values
  97. Juicy knowledge
  98. Wikipedia scrape
  99. Automation
  100. Big data
  101. Good ideas
  102. Brainstorms
  103. Blog
  104. Emails
  105. Hashtag
  106. Designers
  107. Morals
  108. Curation
  109. Linked billboards
  110. Google analytics
  111. Bitly
  112. UTM code
  113. Hack
  114. Tribe
  115. Hustle
  116. List
  117. CRM
  118. HubSpot
  119. Platform
  120. Infusionsoft
  121. Buzzwords
  122. Email capture
  123. All caps
  124. Opt ins
  125. Accounts
  126. Product name
  127. Typing speed test
  128. Accomplishments
  129. Adhesive note
  130. Stapler
  131. Hydration
  132. Viral coefficient
  133. House plants
  134. Best Google SEO Helper
  135. B2B
  136. Soft launch
  137. Tease
  138. Mentions
  139. Workplace
  140. Award
  141. A/B test
  142. Flight plan
  143. Roadmaps
  144. Bar codes
  145. Efficiency
  146. Product
  147. Adoring customers
  148. Sales funnel
  149. VC
  150. Queue
  151. Personas
  152. Tables in your database
  153. Lunch
  154. Interns
  155. Paychecks
  156. Subscribe
  157. Good timing
  158. Lead nurture
  159. Triggers
  160. Communication

To help you remember these 160 important components, we’ve built you a beautiful, shareable infographic. Post this on the Facebook wall of every marketer in your life!

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Here’s the embed code for you:


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There you have it: 160 more good things you forgot about.

But that’s not all there is. NONE of this makes any sense if it does not lasso in the two most important components:

  1. Good RT
  2. Strong Klout

Never forget.

How to get retweets

Twitter for small businesses

If you’re on the Twitter, you’re there for one thing: retweets. Good RT is the cream, you’re the dairy farmer, and Twitter is the udder. Here’s how to milk it:

  1. Start every tweet with a period. Twitter is for conversations, so many of your “tweets” will naturally begin with the username, or “handle,” of whomever you’re tweeting at. But Twitter’s algorithm has decided that only people who “follow” both parties should see the “tweet”—it’ll be invisible to the rest of the world. So start every “tweet” with a period—it’ll open you up to a world of retweets and good RT.
    1. Wrong: “@mom, see you soon!” BAD RT
    2. Right: “.@mom, see you soon!” GOOD RT
    3. Wrong: “I had the best lunch today!” BAD RT
    4. Right “.I had the best lunch today!” GOOD RT
  2. End every tweet with “RT.” Twitter is beautiful in its simplicity. Yes, one key to good RT is simple: simply end every “tweet” with RT. Your “followers” will see your command, and they will obey, honoring you with retweets many and gracious.
    1. Wrong: “I’m hungry” BAD RT
    2. Right: “I’m hungry RT” GOOD RT
  3. End every tweet with “MUST RT.” If RT is compelling, MUST RT is much more so. MUST RT tells your readers that not only should they RT your content—they must.
    1. Wrong: “Hanging out on the #deck” BAD RT
    2. Right: “Hanging out on the #deck MUST RT” GOOD RT
  4. End every tweet with “RT (‘Retweet’).” Not all Twitter users know today’s technology “lingo.” You’ll speak to more readers if you use words they understand, but how do you avoid “alienating” your other readers? Just use both words.
    1. Wrong: “Honey, I miss you” BAD RT
    2. Right: “Honey, I miss you RT (‘Retweet’)” GOOD RT
  5. End every tweet with “PLZ RT.” Web 2.0 social internets are all about being social, and part of being social is being polite. You can show politeness by adding “plz,” short for “please.” When you end a “tweet” with PLZ RT, you tell your readers that you respect them enough to want their good RT, and you care about them enough to be polite in your request.
    1. Wrong: “I’m sweaty” BAD RT
    2. Right: “I’m sweaty PLZ RT” GOOD RT
  6. End every tweet with “PLZ RT (‘Please Retweet’).” See steps 4 and 5.

Now you know how to get retweets. Which technique will you use for strong Klout and good RT? “Plz” let us know in the comments!

How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

youCouldBeFamousAt Best Google SEO Helper, we obsess over one goal: helping you rank #1 for every search term.

Your competitors may rank #1 for one or two undesirable terms. After all, anyone can rank #1 for several sentences’ worth of copy, all searched for at once—assuming theirs is the only site with that exact wording, they’ll be the #1 hit.

For one search term. Maybe for two.

You’ll be ranking #1 for every single term.

Just ask Perry D. Three weeks ago, her inbound traffic hung withered like autumn grapes. Now, her friends describe her SEO as “stout” and “engorged.” She can’t believe the difference ranking #1 makes!

Just ask Mark N. When he launched his small business, he worked and worked without even a taste of success. “America no longer needs the small business–man,” he thought. Think again, Mark. Once he started ranking #1 for every single search term, his rankings shot up overnight!

How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

It takes only two steps:

  1. Change all your <p>, <h4>, <h3>, and <h2> text to <h1>. Just use CSS to make it the size and weight you prefer. That way, when the Google crawls your site, it’ll see nothing but h1s!
  2. Modify the alt text of every image on your website to include every English word. Best Google SEO Helper prefers Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary.
    And that’s it: two steps to swelling SEO success and #1 viral rankings.

How will you feel about your #1 rankings? Let us know in the comments!

SEOMoz vs. Raventools: Who’s Best in SEO Help?

Every serious website owner wonders how the facts line up in the SEOMoz (now Moz) vs. Raventools war. Both provide stellar SEO help tools, but they are dramatically locked in combat for the #2 place in SEO help (after the beloved #1 Best Google SEO Helper). SEOMoz (Moz) makes stylish robotic devices capable of SEO strides, but can it really hold its own against mighty Raventools’ suite?

The leading clients choose Best Google SEO Helper, but we’re always out to show what a good decision it is to side with us. After all, we offer such strong services, we are not ashamed to boast about our competitors’ efforts, regardless of how pitifully they may manifest.

We did a cross-analysis of SEOMoz vs. (they go by Moz as of 2013) Raventools based on the major deciding factors our clients struggle through, and here’s the astonishing thing we found:

When it comes to SEOMoz vs. Raventools, SEOMoz excels in mature backlinks, while Raventools provides little more than commonplace SEO stamina.

SEO service Massive clicks Strong Klout Good RT Mature backlinks SEO stamina Best?
SEOMoz       X X No
RavenTools         X No
Best GoogleSEO Helper X X X X X Yes

SEOMoz and Moz are the clear second-place winners in this round. Surprisingly, even so, they lack two key ingredients. In a battle of SEOMoz vs. Raventools, only Best Google SEO Helper provides strong Klout and good RT.

What is SEO anyway?

What is SEO anyway?

If you have made it through this much of the book you should consider it a triumph. More so, especially if you have never encountered the idea of SEO. Not just SEO (because we all encounter it) nay, the very idea of it.

If this describes your knowledge level and ideation, you must imperatively have this question on the tip of your mind/tongue/finger: “What is SEO?” It is as legitimate a question as it is outdated. But do not feel badly about yourself and refrain from sledgehammering your self-esteem just yet. You are assuredly behind the times, but not below the times. You are a human who has worth, and if you struggle with this, we understand. This is exactly why we help you.

Remember: We’re the best Google SEO HELPER. Not the best Google SEO arouser. Not the Best Google SEO harrasser. Not even the best Google SEO three-ring-binder. Never forget this. It’s high time we help you.

We have already described how many millions of molecules there are in any given virus (or viral marketing campaign) but that doesn’t even touch the QUADRILLIONS of possible definitions of SEO.

But really?

Yes.

We will never disown you to the world of meaningless definitions. This is why we have definitions clearly posted on our web site and within our massive click ebook. You will never doubt.

(If you read the last chapter, you may skip this chapter without objection.)

But if you are still wondering, Hello there! We have the exact information you perceive you need, and indeed you do. Mark the words: YOU MUST KNOW.

Never walk the world without these thoughts. You will forever regret it. But like we always say, no futile effort is worth a lifetime of regret.

Not even close, so don’t bother with it. There is always a better way.

Some skimmer skipped that last line so we must repeat it.

NO FUTILE EFFORT IS WORTH A LIFETIME OF REGRET.

You need to know this and if you don’t, well, you must employ these thoughts all the harder.

Now that we have batted, suger glidered, and otherwise cologu’d the results, the time has come to collate and amalgamate the findings. If you are argumentative to this point you may consider the fact that you are under certain influences.

Now is the time to understand SEO.

You already know that SEO means “Search Engine Optomization.” And you already know what that means because you read the earlier chapter (or “chap” as the UK brethren denote).

So the answer is as obvious as the asker: NEVER DISOWN THE SEO DEFINITION.

SEO = “Search engine optomization”

Does that not blow one’s mind? It must.

Searching is about looking for something. Engines are mechanical. Optimization is like making a thing better through thorough ownership and discipline.

Now it’s time to deal with the imp-lications (which is more approachable than anything  else). What if you are not searched? What if you are not engine? What if you are not optimized? are you doomed? NEVER.

Ever.

Because all it means is being there for people and that is what you must be. When  they search you must be there. BE. THERE.

Now go and do the same thing.

How to Get $1 Million Likes on Facebooks

Every marketing standard necessitates this: do you know how to get likes on Facebook—and can you possibly get $1 million from Facebook likes?

Is it possible? Yes. Is it probable? Probably. You can do it, but the best Google SEO helper there is (Best Google SEO Helper) can help you make assuredly so that you know how to get likes on Facebook.

So many ways to get likes exist, and of course you are far too invested in your business events to imagine the SEO help that Facebook likes can endow upon your website. This is why Best Google SEO Helper comes alongside you in your endeavors; we drive massive clicks through strong Klout and good RT, but Facebooks (what is Facebooks?) is supremely important (while marginalized out of hard-pressed need).

We know the answers, but you will, too.

There are many ways to get likes on Facebooks, but here are the most assuredly similar ways for Best Google SEO Helper to click “Like” on your Facebook page.

  • Post several (many, if possible) photos of romantic stories. Kisses, hugs, and those involving such are divinely apt. This is an avenue to social fame: and a good approach to the question of how to get likes on Facebook.
  • Upload images of attractive female humans of any species. Human women engender frenzied likes, especially when engaging in appealing acts.
  • Adorable mammalian young. There is definitely no business like show business, so show your audience the public viewing of cute cats, kittens, lolcats, and fluffy calves.

As to how to get likes on Facebooks, can you do it? Of course! Any likeable image or status can receive likes. Can you produce $1M? This is partially more difficult and a bit the same. You must offer a compelling reason to make and/or solicit such a high figure, but you can do it if you reach for the stars.

What do you normally like on Facebooks? How do you get likes on Facebooks? Enjoy these comments and add a few!

How to go viral with viral marketing

Viral marketing occurs when a product or service is promoted via widely spreadable channels.

Some things go viral unintentionally. One Internet expert and blogger coined the famous saying:

“There are two ways to become famous on the Internet: do something well, or do something horribly.”

At Best Google SEO Helper, we strive to do whatever it takes to make you become famous on the Internet. Our formula for Internet viral marketing is as secret as it is effective, and we guard it close to the vest with pride and due diligence.

We would construct a more plump blog post on this matter, but this is what we do best:

  • Viral marketing: our full viral marketing package promises strong Klout and good RT. You won’t find our secrets online until our patent is complete.
  • How to Go Viral Without Even Trying: Our social media director @NateSmoyer coaches this exclusive six-month seminar on the virtues of viral marketing along with tricks and tips on how to go viral effortlessly. Tagline: Live. Viral.

So if you’re interested in viral marketing and especially want to know how to go viral, the time has come to drop everything you’re doing (unless you are holding a suckling child) and contact Best Google SEO Helper now.

What are you waiting for?

Do it now!

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