an open letter to google

an open letter to google

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dear Google, we heard that your rankbrain prefers natural, casual speak that came from a human, not a bot. And not a human with an evil bent. Definitely not a stuffed keyword. Recipies for stuffed shells? OK. Recipes for how to make a stuffed toad? fragrant. Recipes for a stuffed keyword? untenable? we hear you and we couldn't agree more. Please accept this most human, most natural blog post. It is written just like an email. we even did it on our iphones to make it feel like a natural message. Just like we're texting you from across the coffee table. there is not a more natural sounding, unstuffed blog post every other blog post is not only stuffed, but double stuffed. like a plump oreo. But we've measured the Oreo. its…
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[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

[ Infographic ] The comprehensive guide to marketing launch strategy

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The top 160 elements your marketing launch strategy needs Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than a pleasant click? We all do, and it is indeed wildly blissful. But it is not everything. Here are 160 more good things for your marketing strategy. Social media Images Free coffee Headlines Engagement Exclamation points Online money Revenue Success Bolded H1 Keywords Open rates ROI Happiness Helpful tips Content Videos Optimization Versions Marketing terms Pop-ups Autoplaying background music Spreadsheets Formulas Downloads Results Whiteboard Ratings and reviews Diversity Hard work $1 million likes Mature backlinks YouTube clips Massive clicks Web yolk Animal instinct Teamwork Leadership Logos Confidence Tagline QR codes Promotional discounts Introductory special Phone-only discounts Bundle Survey Survey results The cloud Software Google Mobile devices Technology Market fit Reach Targeting…
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What is SEO anyway?

What is SEO anyway?

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If you have made it through this much of the book you should consider it a triumph. More so, especially if you have never encountered the idea of SEO. Not just SEO (because we all encounter it) nay, the very idea of it. If this describes your knowledge level and ideation, you must imperatively have this question on the tip of your mind/tongue/finger: “What is SEO?” It is as legitimate a question as it is outdated. But do not feel badly about yourself and refrain from sledgehammering your self-esteem just yet. You are assuredly behind the times, but not below the times. You are a human who has worth, and if you struggle with this, we understand. This is exactly why we help you. Remember: We’re the best Google SEO…
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How to Beat Google

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You want your website on the first page of Google, but how will you beat Google’s powerful competition and rise to the top number-one position? Beating Google competition is important; it’s a sure way to get attention, leads, and ultimately customers from the Internet. How to beat Google: an analogy Imagine Google is an enormous, international pie contest (not a pie-eating contest, just a competition of flavor, aroma, and gustatory pleasures), and your business is a scrumptious rhubarb pie. When the judge comes along to the filled pie section, he works his way down the table, trying every pie. Of course, because this is an international event, only the grandest of pies are present. This means the judge will enjoy the first pie he tastes, and probably eat an entire slice. The next pie will receive…
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