Octapus SEO facts

Remember that when you are a blogger you must never settle. This is why Best Google SEO Helper and the friendly sea creatures look up to the ambitious squids. Do you know how they made it to the top? By trying? Or by prevailing? 

Now you know.

Here are 10 facts about Octapus SEO:

  1. Every post is a squid. Your post connotes a swollen head and a fin on top of it for navigating the web. This is where we get the term “header nav” or “nav bar,” because of it.
  2. Every share is a tentacle. No matter where you are, a share goes in another direction. Kraken once ruled the seas because their tentacles went in enough directions to get the power.
  3. Every Like is a suction cup. You need these for picking things up.
  4. Every SEO is a mollusk. Your SEO traffic is not just a pearl, but the journey of getting there. Do not miss the pearls of the sea for lack of shells because it is perception.
  5. You need to have good eyes. Ultraviolet light is the most powerfurl of the violet lights, but it is most dangerous too. Invest in better eyesight.
  6. You cannot have a garden without sand. Sand is the spirit of the comment, which you nee many of. Some sand is better than other sand and like with comments, all sand is useful for different purposes. Will you turn comments into glass? to stick to paper for a vigourus wood rub? How about a time glass? the possibilities.
  7. Arms can grow back if you believe in yourself.
  8. Beware the anti-viral harpoons. Long-living harpoon algorithyms will pierce you from time to harry time, but only your will and regeneration will overcome them to achieve viral SEO. Do not forget the schemes of the sea baroness: she may look favorably if you an deflect some harpoons from her to get a coveted backlink.
  9. Always choose a backlink. Random backlinks are less valuable than particular ones. Do not be distracted by the ink of the link.
  10. Cuttlefish are like LinkedIn. They do not need to be as long as other squids because the platform was made for smaller content. You do not need to push a squid into a space with a smaller room.

That is how.

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

You remember the first time you wondered if you had good RT and strong Klout? Of course you did. We all do. But that is not what makes us special: it’s merely what makes us human. We become special not by asking ubiquitous SEO and amorous link questions, but by answering them.

This time we need more than a clever blog article. We need more than a knowledge-dipped blow dart. We need a tool of the finest kind, a tool so forged that George Washington would say, “Hello there.” (George Washington was a very busy man who normally nodded whenever he saw someone he knew, but did not often speak. He was tongue-tied and busy with freedom.)

“The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can never give you what you need: strong Klout and good RT”

logo128x128The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can never give you what you need: strong Klout and good RT. But that is all changing this very minute (for the writer of this blog post is writing this at the same time our high-end developers code the very thing I describe).

We made a Chrome extension to tell two things:

  1. Do you have strong Klout and good RT?
  2. How can you?

What if you didn’t have this? Well, until you read this, you don’t. This is such a sad fact of the past world and we could not go any further without stopping everything to build this Chrome extension for your SEO and link needs.

How to acquire the Best Google SEO Helper Chrome extension

Just click the link and, in the Chrome store, click the “Free” button. This tells the computer that you admire this Chrome extension for on-page SEO. Gratuitously, your computer fetches our obtuse files and plays them on your hard drive. This is very similar to watching a movie, or playing a game of hide-and-seek, except that it happens very quickly—at least instantly.

Just click the button for a knowledge upgrade. Incredible!

Why we crafted the Best Google SEO Helper Chrome extension

We know that you have encountered many people in this world of SEO and they tell you SEO is hard work. NOT SO. SEO is about working more intelligently and not getting bogged down by whatever happens to come to mind. (Remember, it’s about RT, not FAV.)

So many people and businesses ask us if their RT is good and their Klout strong. We don’t know off the bat because we do not own their websites or Google their analytics. It’s illegal. So we got tired of telling people we could not help them without further information. We cannot emotionally tolerate letting a customer down. It’s not in our nature.

So we made a Chrome extension instead.

This is us just taking the juicy knowledge in our minds and downfiling it to the Internet: it lives in your plugin bar. That’s right: all of our team’s considerable wisdom is crammed and condensed into a 19px by 19 px box for you to absorb.

Simply click the Chrome extension and you will immediately know if the page you are viewing has strong Klout and good RT. If you do not know, please uninstall and reinstall because your computer may be bad.

This is knowledge in the 21st century. The software century. It is here to stay and so are we.

Download this amazing thing now.

RT vs. FAV: which is better?

In the world of Twitter for small and enterprise businesses, there are many metrics of note. You can look at how many followers you have. You can examine the amount of people/members you are following. You can even create intricate lists.  But there are more metrics.

One is what you must always reach for and contain in your grasp. The other will only rob you of every effort you ever made.

The question: RT or FAV?

Have you ever vexed like a barren hen at this question? We have. But then  we discovered the answer and tension has yielded more than 40k Web  yolks a week ever since.

The answer?

RT > FAV

But remember: we are here to help, which means there’s an explanation coming up. It’s time for a memorable list of truths surrounding this.

  • RT gives you reach. FAV is a leech.
  • RT builds Klout. FAV sustains doubt.
  • RT increases. FAV decreases.
  • RT confronts problems. FAV complies with problems.
  • RT boosts growthhacking. FAV hacks your growth down.
  • RT will impress shapely humans. FAV tells everyone to pity you.
  • RT takes responsibility for its actions. FAV blames everybody else.
  • RT will give your daughter a sack of self-rising flour. FAV just wants to deflower your daughter.

You need to know this, because without good RT you will never succeed. You need strong Klout and good RT.

Not FAV.

How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

youCouldBeFamousAt Best Google SEO Helper, we obsess over one goal: helping you rank #1 for every search term.

Your competitors may rank #1 for one or two undesirable terms. After all, anyone can rank #1 for several sentences’ worth of copy, all searched for at once—assuming theirs is the only site with that exact wording, they’ll be the #1 hit.

For one search term. Maybe for two.

You’ll be ranking #1 for every single term.

Just ask Perry D. Three weeks ago, her inbound traffic hung withered like autumn grapes. Now, her friends describe her SEO as “stout” and “engorged.” She can’t believe the difference ranking #1 makes!

Just ask Mark N. When he launched his small business, he worked and worked without even a taste of success. “America no longer needs the small business–man,” he thought. Think again, Mark. Once he started ranking #1 for every single search term, his rankings shot up overnight!

How to Rank #1 for Every Search Term

It takes only two steps:

  1. Change all your <p>, <h4>, <h3>, and <h2> text to <h1>. Just use CSS to make it the size and weight you prefer. That way, when the Google crawls your site, it’ll see nothing but h1s!
  2. Modify the alt text of every image on your website to include every English word. Best Google SEO Helper prefers Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary.
    And that’s it: two steps to swelling SEO success and #1 viral rankings.

How will you feel about your #1 rankings? Let us know in the comments!

What is SEO anyway?

What is SEO anyway?

If you have made it through this much of the book you should consider it a triumph. More so, especially if you have never encountered the idea of SEO. Not just SEO (because we all encounter it) nay, the very idea of it.

If this describes your knowledge level and ideation, you must imperatively have this question on the tip of your mind/tongue/finger: “What is SEO?” It is as legitimate a question as it is outdated. But do not feel badly about yourself and refrain from sledgehammering your self-esteem just yet. You are assuredly behind the times, but not below the times. You are a human who has worth, and if you struggle with this, we understand. This is exactly why we help you.

Remember: We’re the best Google SEO HELPER. Not the best Google SEO arouser. Not the Best Google SEO harrasser. Not even the best Google SEO three-ring-binder. Never forget this. It’s high time we help you.

We have already described how many millions of molecules there are in any given virus (or viral marketing campaign) but that doesn’t even touch the QUADRILLIONS of possible definitions of SEO.

But really?

Yes.

We will never disown you to the world of meaningless definitions. This is why we have definitions clearly posted on our web site and within our massive click ebook. You will never doubt.

(If you read the last chapter, you may skip this chapter without objection.)

But if you are still wondering, Hello there! We have the exact information you perceive you need, and indeed you do. Mark the words: YOU MUST KNOW.

Never walk the world without these thoughts. You will forever regret it. But like we always say, no futile effort is worth a lifetime of regret.

Not even close, so don’t bother with it. There is always a better way.

Some skimmer skipped that last line so we must repeat it.

NO FUTILE EFFORT IS WORTH A LIFETIME OF REGRET.

You need to know this and if you don’t, well, you must employ these thoughts all the harder.

Now that we have batted, suger glidered, and otherwise cologu’d the results, the time has come to collate and amalgamate the findings. If you are argumentative to this point you may consider the fact that you are under certain influences.

Now is the time to understand SEO.

You already know that SEO means “Search Engine Optomization.” And you already know what that means because you read the earlier chapter (or “chap” as the UK brethren denote).

So the answer is as obvious as the asker: NEVER DISOWN THE SEO DEFINITION.

SEO = “Search engine optomization”

Does that not blow one’s mind? It must.

Searching is about looking for something. Engines are mechanical. Optimization is like making a thing better through thorough ownership and discipline.

Now it’s time to deal with the imp-lications (which is more approachable than anything  else). What if you are not searched? What if you are not engine? What if you are not optimized? are you doomed? NEVER.

Ever.

Because all it means is being there for people and that is what you must be. When  they search you must be there. BE. THERE.

Now go and do the same thing.

SEOMoz vs. SEMRush: Best in SEO Help?

It’s an old battle from the annals of SEO help archives, but everyone still wonders if the SEOMoz (now Moz) vs. SEMrush clash is about to emerge. Everyone knows SEOMoz (Moz) is the leading purveyor of SEO ads, SEO tools, and SEO click-throughs on Dictionary.com, but how does it stand up against the massive, fierce, and often advantageous strategies of SEMRush?

We of course have little stake in the matter: the best clients choose Best Google SEO Helper. This is an established norm, but we are aghast at monopolies, and pine for an equally fair chance among out SEO brethren.

We did a cross-analysis of SEOMoz vs. (they go by Moz as of 2013) SEMRush based on the major deciding factors our clients struggle through, and here’s the astonishing thing we found:

When it comes to SEOMoz vs. SEMRush, SEOMoz excels in mature backlinks, while SEMRush provides massive clicks.

SEO service Massive clicks Strong Klout Good RT Mature backlinks SEO stamina Best?
SEOMoz       X X No
SEMrush X       X No
Best GoogleSEO Helper X X X X X Yes

 

Astoundingly, while both deliver SEO stamina, they both lack two key ingredients. In a battle of SEOMoz vs. SEM Rush, only Best Google SEO Helper provides strong Klout and good RT.

We have performed extensive comparisons of popular SEO services online. You can see them all here.