4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

4:00 AM SEO: tips and tricks for early-morning internet conquest

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"You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat Google." Well good job, Gennevene. You did it. It's 3:42 a.m. You roll out of bed, slippers afoot and what of blankets? Nary a threadcount caresses you now. No. You make a pot of coffee. The water is precisely 200 degrees. Fahrenheit or Celsius: it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you've done it. You've beat Google at their own game. By getting up early, before 4 o'clock morning time, you've outwitted Google, roosters, and the entire Google superinfrastructure of our time. You have a narrow window of opportunity. Use it. Here's how: 1. Fake Google out with a balloon sun Nobody falls for a balloon sun like a sleepy Google. Tie a yellow balloon to the horizon (label…
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National Pancake Day: 4 SEO SECRETS

National Pancake Day: 4 SEO SECRETS

beat the google, blogging tips, Keywords, Viral marketing
You read twitter lately? That's right. It's National Pancake Day. Wherever you are, your nation is celebrating a breakfast delight. It doesn't matter what you call them: pancakes, pan-cakes, "edible plates," "treadless waffles," "Flap Jacobs," or even "Aunt Nelda's Fluffy Morning Tortilla." All of them are fine and should be celebrated today. But don't be fooled. This is a day just like any other day: and that day is a holiday stuffed with SEO secrets. (Like Thanksgiving, Easter, and National Octapus Day). Here are your SEO secrets for this National Pancake Day: 1. Be well-rounded All pancakes are round and everyone who contradicts this needs their block heads checked. Just like a good pancake, have a well-rounded personality to every post you write. Let the voice take the shape of a hoop.…
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SEO evolution: how to evolve your site into a new era in 10 easy steps

beat the google, Keywords, SEO comparison, Viral marketing
You've been through the whole rigamarole of Thanksgiving SEO leftovers and the secrets of Easter SEO. But time is not just of the essence, it's one of the threads needleworked throughout our fair galaxy. So what is "time," exactly? It's the most important ranking factor in SEO, that's for sure. Time is an impartial judge with no remorse, moral leanings, or particular appetite for justice. That's how foreign it is to us. And it's time we take time seriously, folks. We're not just humans, we're technology-wielders. What better things to fathom than the evolution of ourselves over time? And you can't measure that without time. So let's stop fiddling around. It's time to list the 10 easy steps to evolving your site into an all new-era. Do you want your site to…
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RT vs. FAV: which is better?

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In the world of Twitter for small and enterprise businesses, there are many metrics of note. You can look at how many followers you have. You can examine the amount of people/members you are following. You can even create intricate lists.  But there are more metrics. One is what you must always reach for and contain in your grasp. The other will only rob you of every effort you ever made. The question: RT or FAV? Have you ever vexed like a barren hen at this question? We have. But then  we discovered the answer and tension has yielded more than 40k Web  yolks a week ever since. The answer? RT > FAV But remember: we are here to help, which means there’s an explanation coming up. It’s time for…
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