Can a search term be evil?

Can a search term be evil?

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It is the quandary of our quests. It is the night dream of our nights. It is the wonder of our world. Can a search term be evil? First: it can't be evil. You might think this: a sturdy position # one in the SEPRs of the Google is to be craven above all craves. They're the thing every marketer worth his smelt pursues. We hunt that position like it's the pot of gold from the loch ness monster. So how could it ever be evil? Second: it can be evil. Consider this, students of the art science (SEO, that is; the art-science). What if a young boy searched for " kill my aunt Jason?" Would then the mires of our moral compasses be swirling around us like intrinsic life mud?…
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an open letter to google

an open letter to google

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dear Google, we heard that your rankbrain prefers natural, casual speak that came from a human, not a bot. And not a human with an evil bent. Definitely not a stuffed keyword. Recipies for stuffed shells? OK. Recipes for how to make a stuffed toad? fragrant. Recipes for a stuffed keyword? untenable? we hear you and we couldn't agree more. Please accept this most human, most natural blog post. It is written just like an email. we even did it on our iphones to make it feel like a natural message. Just like we're texting you from across the coffee table. there is not a more natural sounding, unstuffed blog post every other blog post is not only stuffed, but double stuffed. like a plump oreo. But we've measured the Oreo. its…
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Are you an SEO CHAMP or a CHUMP? Take the quiz

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What are you thinking right now? That's an easy question to answer. But you know what's a harder question? "What is your boss thinking right now?" Answering this is tricky. Ultimately this is a mix of keyword research and empathy but if you really come down to brass tax, there's just one thing on every employer's mind: Are you an SEO CHAMP or an SEO CHUMP? Harsh? You bet. The world of SEO is not for soft people. It is for tough people. Take for example, every soft SEO chump you have ever known. Are they turnt? No, they are merely mellow. Are they firm, weathered, and able to spin a 301 redirect into gold? Nope. They're as limp and damp as the young trees in the wetlands.  That's a chump for you. That's…
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14 facts of easter seo

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you have all heard about the wonderful viral thanksgiving seo post from us in the past. (If you hurry to that link there might be some leftovers after all this time but no promises.) But it left many of you heartbroken with thoughts of, "Why did the Best Google SEO Helpers not give us a hand on Easter SEO too?" First, They are two different holidays so please chill out. But that is just the first thing you should know. There are more than 13 facts about Easter SEO that anyone successful does every year. Specifically there are 14 facts. This is a list of the 14 facts about Easter seo and the tactics you can use because of them. if anyone tells you an Easter SEO fact that is not on this…
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The 9 secrets of emoji SEO

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Have you ever tried looking at the emoji? Exactly. you can't! You just can't. Because It's too easy to even try, you either do or do not look at it. (Sorry, Yoda, but that old ex-wing mantra is really an Internet term that you reappropriated from something that is best left unsaid except for emojis.) Here is what I mean. (It is what they all mean.) : The top 9 secrets of emoji SEO Emoji are actually compacted from larger bits of information. These byte-sized pieces converge to form images, but very small. This makes them more emotional and visibly dense than a word, which is why they are so much more powerful. Beware of emoji-stuffing. Not only does it harm you in Google, but it also warns e-mail of spam. Focus…
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Thanksgiving SEO leftovers

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Did you know that on Thanksgiving there are some SEO advantages that, unless you are aware of them, can pass you by entirely? Don't let this happen to you. The fact of the matter is this; while everyone is 1) building a feast and 2) beholding sport, there is a massive SEO goldmine that some savvy marketers also tap into from November to November. It is Thanksgiving SEO, and the searches always, always go up. Open Twitter on the day, and you will see the trend on your computer or touchscreen gadget. See what we mean? Now, you know about Thanksgiving meal leftovers? They are the food that doesn't make it to the stomach on the main dining day session. But whatabout SEO leftovers? Those are good, too. Consider this:…
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Octapus SEO facts

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Remember that when you are a blogger you must never settle. This is why Best Google SEO Helper and the friendly sea creatures look up to the ambitious squids. Do you know how they made it to the top? By trying? Or by prevailing?  Now you know. Here are 10 facts about Octapus SEO: Every post is a squid. Your post connotes a swollen head and a fin on top of it for navigating the web. This is where we get the term "header nav" or "nav bar," because of it. Every share is a tentacle. No matter where you are, a share goes in another direction. Kraken once ruled the seas because their tentacles went in enough directions to get the power. Every Like is a suction cup. You need these for…
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2 reasons we cannot trust Avast antivirus (and neither should you)

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One of our sage analysts was just minding his own business one afternoon when a woman of unknown income levels demanded that he answer a question: "Do you trust Avast?" He answered with a cool, confident, "Never. And Neither Should You, Madam." This happens every day. Why? Because when a free antivirus software is romping about the internets, people talk. They ask questions, but they don't stop there: they want answers to go with them. Do you know why people want answers? It is because of the same reason people desire milk with cookies: they go together. Why you cannot trust Avast, reason #1 Firstly, number one: you already know how valuable it is to go viral with viral marketing, yes? (If not, read this.) Now, the root word of "viral"…
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Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

Finally: an SEO Chrome extension that takes our knowledge to you!

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You remember the first time you wondered if you had good RT and strong Klout? Of course you did. We all do. But that is not what makes us special: it's merely what makes us human. We become special not by asking ubiquitous SEO and amorous link questions, but by answering them. Get it now This time we need more than a clever blog article. We need more than a knowledge-dipped blow dart. We need a tool of the finest kind, a tool so forged that George Washington would say, "Hello there." (George Washington was a very busy man who normally nodded whenever he saw someone he knew, but did not often speak. He was tongue-tied and busy with freedom.) "The internet is filled with petty Chrome extensions that can…
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Free Ebook is finally here!

Free Ebook is finally here!

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You have never read an ebook like this.* We promise you that this ebook is amazing. We have taken our amazing blog advice and reorganized it for viewing pleasure in your bed or favorite chair. That's right. We made an ebook just as engorged with plump tips as the blog! We call it Free Ebook: and other tips for mastering SEO and internet marketing for the common man. You can buy your copy of Free Ebook on Amazon for just $9.99! Are you afraid of internet marketing? Social media? SEO? Never fear! Best Google SEO Helper is your friend and not only on the Internet (oh, no!) but also on your Kindle and other mobile reading device. You may be wondering if you can purchase this book in print. NO. you must not print…
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